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05/27/2009 · 5 Comments

Sam Snow hates people who don’t talk in 3rd person in their facebook status’.

November 17, 2008 at 8:28pm · Comment · Like

Leo Vader at 8:30pm November 17, 2008

Leo Vader hates people who don’t talk in the third person all the time.

Nicholas Andrew Petree at 8:38pm November 17, 2008

Nick Petree is da bomb shit! Snap, crackle and pop, playa!

Nicholas Andrew Petree at 8:40pm November 17, 2008

But, yes, I agree. People whose facebook status’ make no sense with their name at the beginning are frustrating. Especially ones that say things like, “so-and-so is OBAMA!!”. They are totally lying. They are not Obama one bit.

Phuong Le at 9:05pm November 17, 2008

Phuong Le is tired of people talking in third person!

Nicholas Andrew Petree at 9:06pm November 17, 2008

Nick Petree is tired of Phuong Le! Blew blew!

…that was a blaster rifle.

Sam Snow at 9:08pm November 17, 2008

Sam Snow is tired of lasers! Swoosh!

…that was Sam taking the bullet.

Nicholas Andrew Petree at 9:13pm November 17, 2008

Nick Petree is in possession of a flamethrower! Torch!

…that was Sam Snow going up in flames.

Sam Snow at 9:14pm November 17, 2008

Sam Snow is in pain!

Nicholas Andrew Petree at 9:15pm November 17, 2008

Nick Petree says, “Burn! Burn! Return to the hell from which you were born, demon!”

Sam Snow at 9:22pm November 17, 2008

Sam Snow is now a demon and says “DAMN YOU PETREE! HOW DID YOU KNOW!?!”

Nicholas Andrew Petree at 9:23pm November 17, 2008

Nick Petree says, “Because, Sam. I…am Turok!”

Sam Snow at 9:26pm November 17, 2008

Cluthor The Demon says “NOOOOOOOOO!” as he burns to ashes and returns to hell.

Nicholas Andrew Petree at 9:27pm November 17, 2008

Nick Petree says, “Now that my duty has been fulfilled, I can return to my home. Goodbye earthlings, until Cluthor returns, I will be without you.”

Phuong Le at 9:28pm November 17, 2008

Phuong Le drops to his knees and screams “SAM!!!!”

Nicholas Andrew Petree at 9:29pm November 17, 2008

Nick Petree lets Phuong know that his friend was no longer human, and had to be dealt with.

Sam Snow at 9:31pm November 17, 2008

Cluthor The Demon is OBAMA!!

Nicholas Andrew Petree at 9:35pm November 17, 2008

Nick Petree says DAMN YOU!!!!

Leo Vader at 9:41pm November 17, 2008

Leo Vader returns to the conversation, finding nothing but Nick Andrew Petree standing alone in a dark room, covered in blood, with Phuong Le looking on in horror.

Nicholas Andrew Petree at 9:42pm November 17, 2008

Nick Petree stares Leo down and swallows his soul.

Leo Vader at 9:42pm November 17, 2008

Leo Vader is like, “Where mah soul at?”

Phuong Le at 9:43pm November 17, 2008

Phuong Le runs away.

Nicholas Andrew Petree at 9:44pm November 17, 2008

Nick Petree grabs Phuong Le and swallows his soul, as well. Leaving behind nothing but two bodies, and a pile of ashes, he slowly walks off into the sunset, slinging his 12 gauge over his shoulder. It’s been a good day.

Leo Vader at 9:46pm November 17, 2008

Jesus H. Christ is flying down from heaven, getting mentally prepared to beat the shit out of Nick Andrew Petree.

Nicholas Andrew Petree at 9:47pm November 17, 2008

Nick Petree turns quick, fires fast, and laughs as Jesus’ body falls around him, drenching him in blood. “Hmm, it does taste like wine”, remarks Nick Petree, chuckling a bit afterwards.

Leo Vader at 9:48pm November 17, 2008

God is all, “Fuck.”

Sam Snow at 9:49pm November 17, 2008

A little boy says “Eating peoples souls, killing jesus! you’re no better then Cluthor himself!”

Leo Vader at 9:51pm November 17, 2008

No One anticipates a pleasant reaction to that statement from Nick Petree.

Nicholas Andrew Petree at 9:51pm November 17, 2008

Nick Petree realizes the contradiction in his journey, and thusly swallows his own soul, which inadvertently causes a black hole that swallows the entire universe. Existence ceases.

Leo Vader at 9:52pm November 17, 2008

Existence is ceased.

Sam Snow at 9:52pm November 17, 2008

God is all like “lol”

Nicholas Andrew Petree at 9:53pm November 17, 2008

Nick Petree tells his friends, Leo, Sam, and Phuong that they should make an awesome something out of this story.

Leo Vader at 9:54pm November 17, 2008

Leo Vader would agree, were existence not ceased.

Sam Snow at 9:55pm November 17, 2008

Black Hole is like “Fuck you existence.”

Leo Vader at 9:56pm November 17, 2008

Catchphrase of Leo Vader is like, “Got ‘em!”